Fortune Cookie Horoscopes

by Beci Russell

All of these horoscopes are made up of a compilation of various fortune cookie fortunes.

Aries 3/21-4/19

Man is born to live and not prepared to live.  The only people who never fail are those who never try.  Good to begin well, better to end well; better ask twice than lose yourself once. Welcome change; the night life is for you! You have the power to write your own future…a hunch is creativity trying to tell you something!  Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. The change you started already has far-reaching effects. Be ready.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Education is the ability to meet life’s situations. You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.  An important person will offer you support.  Remember, the first man gets the oyster while the second man gets the shell.  Distance yourself from the vain. Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do.  You will take a chance on something in near future.  Now is a good time to buy stock.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

The one that recognizes the illusion does not act as if it is real. What’s hidden in an empty box? Disbelief destroys the magic. You have an active mind and a keen imagination. You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world. Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better. In the end all things will be known. You are almost there.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

Say hello to others and you will have a happier day.  Everyday in your life is a special occasion. Now is the time to try something new! Curiosity kills boredom but nothing can kill curiosity.  You will travel far and wide. Miles are covered one step at a time. You have exceeded what was expected.  Adventure can be real happiness. You love challenge. You love Chinese food… Congratulations! You are on your way.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening.  Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned.  Stand tall; don’t look down upon yourself.  Do not be intimidated by the eloquence of others. Competence like yours is underrated.  You have a friendly heart and are well admired.  Your biggest virtue is your modesty.  Emulate what you admire in your parents.  Emulate what you respect in your friends.  You will become a great philanthropist in your later years.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.  You are a person of another time.  Because you demand more from yourself, others respect you deeply.  But there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.  Don’t confuse recklessness with confidence. Advice, when most needed, is least heeded.  Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.  Every wise man started out by asking many questions. It is worth reviewing some old lessons.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink.  A light heart carries you through all the hard times.  It could be better, but it’s good enough.  There is no wisdom greater than kindness; you always bring others happiness.  If you continually give, you will continually have.  Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see shadows.  Your first love has never forgotten you.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.  The truly generous share, even with the undeserving; your heart will always make itself known through your words. Allow compassion to guide your decisions.  But self-knowledge is a life long process.  Feeding a cow with roses does not get extra appreciation. A new perspective will come with the New Year.  A fresh start will put you on your way.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Your infinite capacity for patience will be rewarded sooner or later.  A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.  Dedicate yourself with a calm mind to the task at hand.  An agreeable romance might begin to take on an appearance; you are in good hands this evening.  Small confidences mark the onset of a friendship. Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.  You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

You are busy, but are you happy?  Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on saving.  Share your joys and sorrows with your family.  If certainty were truth, we would never be wrong.  Tonight you will be blinded by passion. Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.  You will make a change for the better. Love is like sweet medicine, good to the last drop.  The sure way to predict the future is to invent it.  Have a beautiful day.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. You are never selfish with your advice or your help. You are a talented storyteller. People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner. You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity.  Be careful or you could fall for some tricks today.  Your quick wits will get you out of a tough situation.  No one can walk backwards into the future.

Pisces 2/19-3/20

An inch of time is an inch of gold. Resting well is as important as working hard. Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.  Savor your freedom; it is precious.  Don’t worry; prosperity will knock on your door soon.  You have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life. Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.  Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.  Go take a rest; you deserve it.


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